Thursday, 3 December 2009

Selections for elections. Worship your country but not those who govern.

A presidential election that mainly will be contested through one platform. The worst time ever to ask people to vote as they live in economic hardship for winning the country sovereignty. An appeal for ‘Patriotism’ with a dismal end to the year. No bonuses paid. No bottle of arrack and roast chicken under the Christmas tree.

I believe a patriot to be someone who is fiercely loyal to their motherland and come what may believes they live in the best country in this world. As a Sinhaland patriot I believe that our country has the unlimited potential to be one of if not the best country in the world, both economically and socially.

However patriotism cannot be blind. So recognising that the country is being governed improperly just to guarantee its sovereignty is important. Then it’s a question of the devil and the deep blue sea. The case in Sinhaland as those who govern or the opposition is none the better.

Speaking through a wee bit of historical personal experience and the current ‘selections for elections’ posts on the Sinhaland ‘Kottu’ blogsphere I must note that most opinions are either politically biased or planted albeit through false loyalty 99% of the time. The Sinhaland public, the voter is fiercely loyal to their party or person of choice. But this loyalty can be extremely fickle.

The ground reality is that in the current scenario and for almost three decades holding a free and fair election in Sinhaland is impossible.

With the current governments strategy of persona non-gratis to international interference this presidential election will be as violent. The two main contenders both lay claim to patriotism and Sinhaland sovereignty. In my humble experience in PR and Marketing the opposition keep making the same mistake over and over again.

Challenging the current president of Sinhaland on a platform as same as his is a huge mistake. Finally however the pundits and experts opinion, gaining the unwashed masses vote is of paramount importance. As in every election they will decide who is to be the new president. This election they have been given one choice in different disguise. So they choose between one and the same.

I believe that if the main opposition leader who has the most seats in the current parliament contested the election under a platform of economic freedom and democracy his chances for victory would have been better. The reality is getting the voter to the polling booth to cast their vote, nothing else. Or this time around we will face a similar situation as in the land of the Taliban.

This is the only way to fight the violence, vote rigging and intimidation that goes hand in hand in any election in Sinhaland. Voter turnout.

A patriot remains a patriot; their patriotism to Sinhaland is not decided by whom they cast their vote for. I remain patriotic to Sinhaland. Which means come what may I will not speak bad about my country, recognise it’s evils and choose to ignore them out of love, help any Sinha citizen I meet to the best of my ability, and most importantly live my life in a manner that best exemplifies the pride of being a Sinha citizen. This pride I leave the reader to decide.

Good governance and sustainable development anyone? Anyone?

Or will a bottle of arrack and full stomach suffice?

http://javajones.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/trying-to-get-a-‘patriotic’-point-of-view…/

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Mangy a surprise entrant to Presidential elections…

In a stroke of political genius and strategy the political parties in Sinhaland combine to attack King Party’s presidential aspirations to be elected for a second term.

The nation and it’s Diaspora in the west wait in suspense for the announcement of presidential elections by King Party on Monday the 23rd of November an astrologically auspicious day for him.

The elephants file their most popular candidate Victory Lion who is guaranteed the upper class, middle class and minorities vote. A reliable candidate who will need to canvass hard to increase his vote of 40% in more than five other elections by another 10% to gain the 50% he needs to win.

Mangy running will ensure that the incumbent presidents popular vote in the south is weakened and numbers reduced.

The former Generals’ entrance to the presidential battle will be with the backing of the leftists and the Buddhist Party. Sinhaland winning it’s war against terror and his role as the architect to this victory will give the leftists and BP no other choice but back his candidature. He reliably might surprise everyone by emerging a clear winner.

Speculation is also rife that after Monday’s announcement by the incumbent president, Sinhaland may also see the entrance of a wild card, the former Chief Justice with a strong Buddhist and therefore BP backing. CJ as he is still popularly known will have complete judiciary and Bar Association backing as he is still respected and supported in the legal circles of Sinhaland.

The ‘Kulturs’ in Sinhaland, the culture vultures whose love of the west and their quest to reposition the commercial city as a Sinhaland bastion of modern democracy seem to have got their strategy right to overturn the incumbent in this all important presidential poll.

What remains to be seen is the reply to this strategy by the incumbent president, his now infamous King Party clan, friends of the family and other supporters.

The Sinhaland voter with over a 90% literacy rate has proved to be elusively disloyal as past elections show.

Interest will be keen on how the approximately 25% of the Sinhaland minorities vote. The last presidential election proved that this is an all important deciding ballot, or rather last time around the fact that many of these minorities were discouraged from casting their ballot in that presidential poll.

International media, UN election observers and interference from powerful world democracies will be discouraged or completely banned in this election. Therefore, what definitely is on cards is the bloodiest and most fiercely fought election in the history of Sinhaland.

Last December during the celebrations for the birth of Jesus Christ many in Sinhaland prayed for Peace. This December all of Sinhaland will pray fervently for ‘Peace of Mind’.

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Pissing in our own bathwater. Democracy in Sinhaland. Who’s to blame for the lack of it?

Far more than FREE and FAIR elections a nation to exist democratically requires many more institutions in place, and administered without state interference.

- Independent Courts (Especially a judiciary that cannot be bribed)

- Non-party civil servants

- Independent institutions such as places of religious worship and universities

- The rule of law and property rights

- A free press

- Constitutional checks and balances

- A culture of openness and tolerance, especially of minorities


In Sinhaland political greatness is thrust upon some. Love Slave was one who sought this greatness and won it. We covered in fear during his rule. But our pockets were always filled, rice and curry three times a day, a promise of economic greatness to come, so we endured in silence. Satellite inherited her greatness from filial connections. She was our saviour as the 60% + majority she won in the first presidential race proved. She proved to be the worst leader Sinhaland had in history. Effectively kicking out Victory Lion’s brief but promising bid at democratic governance with his gay cohorts and selling state assets to amass a fortune even King Party is still jealous of. As for King Party what has been said I think is quite enough.

So basically we are a dictatorship that sheds it’s sheep’s clothing gradually.

We complain to the west, run to the United Nations, lobby to ensure that Sinhaland loses their GSP + status in Europe for the export of garments, those with ties to the government work hard to increase tourist arrivals, the Pongal diasporas work hard to discredit our image and discourage tourists, the opposition accuse the government of human rights abuse, the government brand them as traitors, the squabble continues.

We must now please stop blaming Banda and Thonda. Stop running to Jack and Jill. Correct our weak opposition. Ensure that all those who lost their lives to the Pongal war didn’t die in vain.

Stop running to external forces.

The time has come for the people to exercise their democratic right.

Charon calls out to the stronger souls willing to make the passage. Do you have a coin placed inside your mouth? Are you one of the brave?

Democracy I remember very like the childhood I fondly reminisce upon. I do not seek greatness, nor has it been thrust upon me, I seek democracy, for myself and the people of my country.

Politics is just another profession. Do it well or get out. We can throw them out you know?

Use your vote wisely this time around. But use it you must. Most important is the voters’ ability to throw any rogues out at regular intervals. This is the only time we are indispensable.

The good people of Sinhaland.

Thursday, 1 October 2009

The end of small miracles in Sinhaland

Do miracles happen in Sinhaland? Recent events that unfolded within its Ministry of Tourism highlighted what make this small island kingdom tick and the very non-existence of miracles, big or small.

A. Nepotism

Favouritism shown by somebody in power to relatives and friends, especially in appointing them to good positions.

B. Favouritism

1. The practice of giving special treatment or unfair advantages to a person or group.

2. The state of being a favourite person.

(Being a bitch or pimp to somebody powerful or pimping bitches to anyone powerful. Especially providing free underage or teenage girls from the Far East or the former Kremlin land.)

C. Last but most practised:

Bullshit/and bullshitters

The body’s solid waste matter composed of undigested food, bacteria, water, and bile pigments and discharged from the bowel through the anus.

Originally the Tourism Ministry was broken to many umbrella organisations to ensure that those in groups A, B and C all had a fair share of the pie. Then under the auspicious of many Managing Directors, Consultants and Communication Agencies, Sinhaland itself was declared ‘A small miracle’.

This marketing campaign itself served to highlight the absolute ignorance and disrespect for public funds by those who rule Sinhaland. How ‘small’ their brains were and their limited marketing knowledge. Especially the one young MD who had no idea of what he was doing. Well he had no idea of what he was doing, he knew he had no idea but bull shitted anyway and the people surrounding him had no idea of what they were doing either.

Communications and Marketing has expanded globally. Integrated marketing with a digital bias is the key. So where is the virtual benefit and experience?

A general state in all of Sinhaland. The wrong person for the right job…

No small miracle. Collective diarrheic, verbal and anal.

Saturday, 26 September 2009

Why ‘Wickrama’ Sinha will always remain a ‘wanna’ be President in Sinhaland!

In the final stages of the war against the pongal fighters in the north, the advance at one time became extremely difficult.

Some of the brave Sinha soldiers then volunteered to go on ‘Hara Kiri’ missions. The pongal fighters really didn’t understand the bravery of the Sinha soldiers from the central and southern regions of Sinha Land.

The incredibly brave Sinha soldiers advanced amongst the enemy with explosives strapped to them. Talk about the shoe being in the other foot. The pongal fighters were in shock and suddenly their bravery deserted them at the shock of the sacrifice the Sinha soldiers made.

This will never be written in the Sinhaland history.

However their bravery and love for their motherland proved to be the final annihilation of pongal resistance.

Only a minute and rapidly dwindling amount of city Sinha dwellers support ‘Wickrama’ Sinha’s now dysfunctional ‘elephant’ party. They will never ever understand this sacrifice or have the bravery to make a sacrifice of this nature. Give one’s own life to one’s country.

It’s as simple as that.

So the current King Party President and his family will rule over Sinhaland for many, many decades to come. They have big balls you know? Ample proof are the two strapping young lads the King Party President has given birth to.

Ass (intended) we all know ‘Wickrama’ Sinha can’t produce sons. That bloodline dies with him, and so does the ‘elephant’ party.

The King Party family name will be written in stone in Sinhaland history. They will rule for many decades. Pretenders be aware, be very aware.

Thursday, 10 September 2009

President of Sinhaland divides country into undisputed TWO

1. People who love their country
2. People who don't love their country

No Sinha, Pongal, Lancie or Thambi people!

Your excellency we really thought it was:

1. You, your family, relatives, close friends, those most loyal to you and casino owners
2. The rest of Sinhaland

Our apologies.

Thursday, 27 August 2009

Sinhaland

The first Sinha people arrived in the Sinhaland late in the 6th century B.C. probably from northern Vande Matram. Buddhism was introduced in about the mid-third century B.C., and a great civilization developed at the cities of First City (kingdom from circa 200 B.C. to circa A.D. 1000) and Second City (from about 1070 to 1200).

In the 14th century, a south Vande Matram dynasty established a Pongal kingdom in northern Sinhaland.

The Kalu Lancie controlled the coastal areas of the island in the 16th century and by the Sudu Lancie in the 17th century.

The island was ceded to the Pada Sudhdha’s in 1796, became a sudhdha colony in 1802, and was united under Pada Sudhdha’s rule by 1815. It became independent in 1948; its name was changed to Sinhaland in 1972.

Tensions between the Sinha majority and Pongal separatists erupted into war in 1983. Tens of thousands died in the ethnic conflict.

After three decades of fighting, the government and Pongal fighters formalized a cease-fire in February 2002 with Norway brokering peace negotiations.

Violence between the Pongal fighters and government forces intensified in 2006 and the government regained control of the Eastern Province in 2007.

In January 2008, the government officially withdrew from the cease-fire, and by late January 2009, the Pongal fighters remained in control of a small and shrinking area in the North.

In July 2009 the great Pongal fighter leader was killed by Sinha armed forces and full sovereignty of Sinhaland returned to the Sinha people.

The King Party now rules the Sinhaland with an iron whip.

We explore in stages the history of the Sinhaland; better understand it’s most important events and the creation of the now mighty and untouchable King Party. We attempt to seek answers to many unanswered questions.

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